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Hobo Espresso

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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hobo grand

means great or awsome or grand. friends say it to each other alot and replace it with grand great ect. dont say it to non friends. tell them they smell like cheese!
"Your Hobo Grand!" says Bob
by ~T~ November 8, 2008
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hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
by The Beegees June 21, 2003
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Hippie Hobo

Adam
Dresses like a hippie and a hobo
by idk1298746378473 May 28, 2008
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Robo Hobo

the amazing person you wish you could be. It is fearless and takes care of Blue clay that grows under a hedge location: Iyr Likes: OJ in a can, Ninjas
Me and Robo Hobo are gonna see Arthur today.
by Le Real French Ninja May 16, 2011
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Cave Hobo

An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!
by YukiPoo January 6, 2011
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spoiled hobo

A spoiled hobo is a person who goes from job to job and people feel pitty for. They get everything from someone els because they cant keep a job and get it for themselves. They dont want to work.
The spoiled hobo was given money
by The spoiled hobo January 4, 2017
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