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Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






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by chelleandkii October 18, 2008
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Ya Big Helen

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."
Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."
by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 21, 2006
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Helen Lu

Sexy girl with looks to die for. Everyone wishes they were her. She's smart, sassy and has amazing fashion sense. She's the popularist girl at her school and gets all the boys. She's effortlessly pretty and clever and gets straight A's in every subject. Everyone wishes they were Helen.
Keris: She's so popular, is she called Helen Lu?
Nigel: Why yeah, all the popular girls are!
by Emma1965 July 24, 2011
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helen, ga

A small German town in the foothills of the Appalachian mountains with a population around 1000 people. It is estimated that over 1.5 million people visited Helen in 2011. The majority of tourists are either Indian or from Florida. Helen is known for having Americas longest lasting Oktoberfest. The town is made up of small shops that all sell the same thing (T-shirts or Knives) and usually go out of business before you are able to go see them. In summertime, after spending 3 hours in traffic and you can find the city is full of tourists looking to float down a river in a pink or green tubes. 90% of all tubers have never been in a tube and cannot handle the level .5 rapids found on the Upper Chattahoochee river. In wintertime, the city is considered a ghost town due to the fact that it is too cold for the people from Florida and India.
"Hey guys you won't believe how many Indians I saw today in Helen, ga. I was overwhelmed."

"I can't believe I survived those intense rapids today."

"I don't know why all of the stores sell the same items? They are all cheaply made."

Do you want to go to Helen, ga for Christmas break honey?
No way, it's 50 degrees up there.
by surveyorng April 8, 2012
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helegant

Person 1: *falls elegantly*
Person 2: damn, that was helegant

Person 1: it was what?
Person 2: helegant, hella elegant
by Bruh___69 September 16, 2019
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Helen moment

When your mum is called Helen and she calls you so you have to mute your mic on discord so silly Helen doesn’t say anything that you don’t want your friends to hear
Person 1: My mum Helen shouted at me that it was time for dinner
Person 2: ahhh a Helen moment
by 123jammyy December 2, 2020
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Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.
Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
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