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Hazey House

The spot located in The Matty-O, CA. You can find three insane crazy cool chicks who live there with two doggies, Wiley and Kona. The Hazey House also has a bar, open 24/7. A hookah lounge in the lower room, an official beer pong table in the garage, two beer bong stations located outside, many designated smoking areas. Most of all, there are plenty of smoking paraphernalia that leaves the entire house HAZEY with green clouds, EVERY SINGLE DAY! So if you think the Hazey House is the place for you, slide through! We have our beds and our curtains ;)
"Heyyy, arn't you the girls who have the mechanical chair/ stair lift at your house??"

WTF!!! "Hahaha, yeeeeah fool... we got everything at the Hazey House!"
by Dazey Dosha February 19, 2010
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hazeeq

A very cringe-worthy boy.
Can you stop being a Hazeeq? You're making us look embarrassing.
by TheRealLostBoy April 26, 2017
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Hazel eyes

A sort of brown green color of eyes. Almost as common as brown eyes.
by 4-20. Chic December 23, 2018
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Hazeltine

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine
by jamariobest September 10, 2009
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Hazel

A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.
"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."

"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."

"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."
by djjr33 July 9, 2014
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Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.
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Hazel

Do you know hazel??

Oh why did I ask ,obviously you do everyone does
by I_amcool December 17, 2020
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