Shit Happens

This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.

The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.

by biker dude November 8, 2009

hampster style

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.

Orgazmo: "Ben you must use Hampster Style!!!"
Ben: "No...not that!!"

by Big Jown September 14, 2008

Happe

A name for a male with chronic anal-fixation. He refers to the anus as a "nought" while making hand gestures involving all the fingers on one hand grouped to a point and holding it up to another persons face.

He tells me he takes photos of himself squatting over a mirror to get a better look at his "nought" - so Happe!

by SirCameron September 29, 2009

Happenapelling

'Happenapelling' can be used in place of 'Happening'

Guy 1: Hey dude, whats happenapelling?
Guy 2: What? lol you should submit that to Urban Dictionary!

by Ge15t February 7, 2009

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

Happily Ogre After

Two individuals one in a Shrek costume and one in a Donkey costume cover their hands in Wasabi. They then begin to stimulate the others genitalia, as they both reach completion the Shrek then begins to fuck the Donkey in the ass with either a penis or a dildo covered in Wasabi; as this is going on the Donkey is screaming the intro to, "All Stars," and the Shrek is constantly repeating the phrase, "These bitches be clappin', but they ain't usin' their hands."

I had to Happily Ogre After last night, that girl is a psycho. I had to go to a burn ward.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017