Hanjin

A tall but dramatic guy + a short but noisy guy

= Wonderful /chef kisses/

Hanjin is my otppp

by Han Hunchin October 14, 2020

handjon

Giving father jon a handjob behind the church

Christine: hello father jon

Father jon: hello Christine

Christine: can I give you a handjon father jon

Father jon: yes Christine

Christine: meet me behind the church after reception

Father jon: ok Christine

*After reception*

*Moaning*

Christine: oh fuck father jon... Ahhh ahhh fuckknk

Father jon: fuck Christine you feel amazing rn

Christine: ah father jon~~ give me a facial pls

Father Jon: yes Christine ~

Christine: oh father fuck~~

by Ace_themenace September 25, 2022

Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.

“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019

Handjob

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."

by Hugh G. Wreckshin August 16, 2008

weird handjob

I am the one who invented this phrase. It is where you squeeze the dick up and down, over and over.
See when a man has a discusting/unsercumsized dick, you dont really want to touch it.
You try to go up and down but the skin follows your hand.
So you squeeze the sucker.

Corii was hooking up with a hott man. Little did she know that he had a fucked up dick. The weird handjob was invented

by RichardRich October 8, 2008

welsh handjob

jacking off

Kevin hails from Wales, and he is an expert at giving Welsh handjobs.

by wandon December 12, 2009

Hanuman

Nigga Balls HD

Goldfish be like: æəhhhhh hanuman~

by Calvaire June 2, 2022