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Halo 2

The hugest dissapointing pile of dogshit since Nintendo Gamecube. Damn Joe Staten, Jason Jones and my sorry ass owned every last one of you idiots that bought this bait and switch shitfest of ours.
Cortana: I thought Halo 2 campaign was going to be all about defending Earth from the Covenant.
CWolf20: And I thought multiplayer was going to be about skill.
Anim8rJB: Ha you two are idiots! We at Bungie don't give a shit if Halo 2 has crap physics, glitches up the wazoo or even cheaters, we got the money dollah dollah billz ya'll!!
by Anim8rJB December 27, 2004
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Halo 2

Halo 2 is one of the most highly anticipated video games in the history of the industry. Halo and Halo 2 are the only games that have been on mind 20 hours a day, every day, for the last three years.

I was waiting around the store for a week before the game was released, and I finally got the game.

If I may be frank, the game is a huge disappointment: it barely lives up to the name at all. This has been a terrible, terrible day.
Halo 2 doesn't live up to the hype that was given to it. Sorry.
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Halo 3

A shitty game made by Bungie and Macrosoft, it, like it's predecessor, is still raped the shit out of by Half life 2 both graphically and gameplay wise, not to mention it is way inferior to HL2 in physics. While Halo 3 is obviously a mediocre game, teenagers and faggots who claim "BUT A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD DON'T FEEL LIKE A REAL GUN" and will never hope to play a decent game seem to spooge over it consistently.

Yes, I know this comparison is flawed in that Half Life 2 doesn't have multiplayer, but what about CS:S and Team Fortress 2? Basically, if you had to choose between Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I hope to god you chose the latter, for the sake of your soul.
Faggot: Hey man, want to go play Halo 3 over at my house?

Reasonable middle class male: Nah, I'm going to go enjoy a 4 year old game called half life 2, and follow that up with great episodic content and my choice out of hundreds of mods.

Faggot: But it doesn't have multiplayer!! D:

Reasonable middle class male: Oh, I'm sorry, I got Team Fortress 2 along with Half Life and 3 other games for cheaper than Halo 3. You should look into it.
by Devinmsz January 9, 2009
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halo ownage

A term used to define a period of time in which one person or one team straight up owns everyone else in Halo or Halo 2. It can be used for single player purposes, when one dominates an entire field of enemy covenant and/or flood, but it is most commanly used during multiplayer.
Damn dude we just shut them out 50 kills to none, we were unstoppable.
Yeah that was some mad halo ownage right there.
by EVH March 11, 2005
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halo wars

a soon to be released RTS based in the HALO universe. HALO WARS is being designed by Ensembe Studios for the XBox 360.
Now I can get pwned in HALO WARS instead of getting team killed by fucktards.
by Dirty Vi September 21, 2008
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Halo 2

Halo 2 is one of the most overated games ever. The way microsoft was talking about this game meade it seem good, but when you play, it isn't muck improvement ove the first halo. I think they could of dne way better,and that this game is OVERATED. :P
Halo 2 is OVERATED. Don't buy it
by HACKumirot November 17, 2004
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Halo-er

When you play Halo and think you're winning all the time and you say you are going to dominate bitches but you actually dont.
What the fuck, Fatchie, Stop being a Halo-er and get better, fattie.
by Mole March 6, 2005
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