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An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
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Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024
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