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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
mugGet the pump-handlemug.
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Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.
I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!
by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025
mugGet the Cincinnati Love Handlemug.

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
mugGet the crutch handlemug.

handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.
Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.
by BanginDave December 17, 2020
mugGet the handlesmug.
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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saddle handle

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."
by Big12pro November 6, 2021
mugGet the saddle handlemug.

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