Hurting for a Squirting

Extremely horny

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

by bljb1 May 12, 2021

Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Hurts Derangement Syndrome

Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.

The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.

by Woodysanger November 15, 2022

Rist hurts

Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.

Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts

by PPnugget November 22, 2022

my throat hurts

when you suck too much dick

my throat hurts when i suck too much dick

by cantnevercouldmmm March 3, 2020

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

my back hurty

a meme i found on pinterest where a girl has her spine extending out of her torso while smiling saying "owchhhhhh my back hurty" . i was laughing my ass off on this for thirty minutes and ive come to the conclusion it deserves its own definition .

girl 1: "my back hurty"
girl 2: "Did your spine also extend outside of your torso and nearly break your chest completely?"
girl 1: "yeah"
girl 2: "same"

by mybackhurtyy November 17, 2022