beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

Trojan Horse

When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.

Tell your baby fetus to move over. I'm performing the Trojan Horse tonight!

by The Master of Finger Blaster June 29, 2016

Horse pet

A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.

Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!

by nobody.you.know May 5, 2011

White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.

"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"

by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005

Horse

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE

“HORSE.”
“Wh-What?”
“HORSE.”
*backs away*

by Hoarderofkarma November 26, 2018

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

dead horse

Military term for an issue that has been adressed over and over and over again. Comes from the expression ”You’re beating a dead horse.”, meaning that talking about the issue is not going to change anything so drop it.

Dead horse can also be used to describe words such as 1337, emo, and townie. There are already hundreds of similar defs for those terms, enough already their dead horses, stop beating them and move on.

Captain Snuffy - “Men, I’ve called this meeting here today to stress to you the importance of cleanliness in the barracks and to discuss the upcoming deployment to Iraq. Soldiers need to sweep out their rooms daily and...”
(2 hours later)
..and also I would like to be informed in writing when the troops have taken out the trash in the recreation room, and"
Sergeant – "SIR, WE’VE GOT IT!! It’s a dead freaking horse can we move on to other issues now?"

by Trav October 27, 2004