Skip to main content

whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.
Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!
by langer73 January 2, 2018
mugGet the whitewashed her tonsilsmug.

flaming her can

To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.
"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"
by arw84 December 16, 2009
mugGet the flaming her canmug.

Eating her kitty

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.
by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017
mugGet the Eating her kittymug.

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)
-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
by alligatorade November 22, 2019
mugGet the Snarf her Garfmug.

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.
Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!
by theinstigator October 18, 2016
mugGet the Take her to Poletownmug.

Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.
Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Ween Her Offmug.

Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023
mugGet the Cheaper to Keep Hermug.

Share this definition