Happy Boobs

Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.

(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.

by MariaPaul2 September 1, 2009

ban-happy

A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.

That mod is ban-happy

by EvilWall November 2, 2004

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

what had happend was

Commonly used in the black community as a way of telling somebody that something, most likely not good, had happend

Dude: Im fin to go to da store.

Girl: Damn nigga what took you so damn long

Dude: You see, what had happend was this crackhead came in da store and rob that arab that work the register.

Girl: Nigga please!

by DJ Lotto September 11, 2009

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

happa

Someone who is one part asian, and one part western or european.

That happa has got the hair of a goddess and the curves of a woman.

by tkun December 10, 2008

it happens

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

by goochofficer October 16, 2004