Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 26, 2025

handle

for when your shorty acting crazy, she getting out of handle

"Jaquil you see shorty right there"
"Oh nah she acting handle"

by babyfacenaibreeshcakegirl July 31, 2025

Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.

I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!

by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025

love handle implants

A cosmetic procedure involving the transfer of adipose tissue from the abdominal area (often referred to as 'love handles') to enhance breast volume and shape, commonly known as fat transfer breast augmentation.

She got a great pair of love handle implants.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 30, 2025

be a handle

Be a pain in the ass.

My mother-in-law said she was going to be a handle to the nurses in the hospital today, just because.

by Culberson Corner November 18, 2025