Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

be a handle

Be a pain in the ass.

My mother-in-law said she was going to be a handle to the nurses in the hospital today, just because.

by Culberson Corner November 18, 2025

Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.

That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.

by tisom July 23, 2019

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