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pre-gold digging

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.
Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.
by lkroche November 23, 2009
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golden silence

when a blonde is not speaking
by R M E August 1, 2008
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gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head
Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head
by Golden Vazquez Luva July 7, 2011
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A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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tulsa golden hurricane

when three or more men run around a woman while simultaneously urinating on her face
When Pat and his seven roommates came over last night I had the highest class tulsa golden hurricane of my life.
by Show me your tits November 17, 2009
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