1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
Get the Mud goggles mug.A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.
by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012
Get the height goggles mug.You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
Get the shame goggles mug.Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
by AudiTiger October 26, 2011
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Get the sesh goggles mug.They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.
Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
by Imsoimsorbrn August 26, 2017
Get the Clout Goggles mug.Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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