Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021

rizz goblin

to be able to pull hella hoes with no green

"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."

by Kanye THE south December 13, 2022

Beverage Goblin

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

by CuntSmash May 6, 2019

cock goblin

Kevin is a cock goblin who gobbles cocks all day...gobble gobble. He romes the streets at night in his long black cock goblin cape in his blue sparkling thong, hugging his teddy bear. Beware the cock goblin, beware.

COCK GOBLIN

by goblinoflove December 25, 2009