Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022

GnarledBarclays

A dirty old welsh bank with no drive-through.

I tried to deposit my pounds in the GnarledBarclays and all they gave me another ten pence!

by Bruce Casteel May 2, 2022

gnarbled

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

by WebScrawler May 15, 2022

Garzola

Gar = (Lance/Spear) Polearm Wielding, Zola = Hillmen.

So '(Lance/Spear) Polearm Wielding Hillmen' Of Continental Europe.

"T's I, Scion Of House Garzola, Polearm Wielding Hillmen' Of Continental Europe, Lock Up Your Nubile Daughters! Huzzah!" - So Sayeth One Such A Descendant

by Demiurgerπ∆ August 9, 2022

Gnarle

A word to describe someone that is lame asf unlike gnarly

omg did you see how he walks that walk is gnarle

by Cunty the cat December 25, 2022

Gnarlatan

A Gnarlatan is a person who pretends to be gnarly at action sports, etc. in order to obtain money, power, fame, or other advantages through pretense or deception. (See Charlatan)

Brody’s a fucking Gnarlatan. He just changed his Insta profile to professional skater/public figure and he can’t even land a Kick flip.

by Gnarlatan March 20, 2023

gnar gnar

(SoCal Slang) Gross. Gnarled. Dirty. DIgusting.

Clean up after yourself you gnar gnar.

by sunburn shannon March 30, 2023