glopulis

when ur shmoingus is showing to a hemopilon

dude your glopulis is showing

by glopuli January 6, 2025

Glooptagloptula

Caleb from my 1,000 lb sisters looking dumb "you gotta ride coming."

the boy was in his glooptagloptula era

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025

Glooptagloptula

Caleb looking dumb on on my 1,000 lb sisters "you got a ride coming"

"He bud, you miss me?"
"Glooptagloptula!"

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025

Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

Gelorping

Gelorping is the act of Gorping but with a pregnant woman who is alive instead of deceased. Pronounced Geh-lorp or Gee-lorp.

Kyle: “Yo dude, tryna Gelorp my girl later?”
Matthew: “Hell yeah you know i’m always down for some Gelorping!”

by Somerandomguy140 April 14, 2025