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emotional gangster

a person who is too savage to show any emotion , usually is considered "too cool" often doesn't care about anything , cries at least twice a month .
"Yo cuh wtf is wrong with me im out of control , I'm such am emotional gangster"
by iLickPunani August 26, 2016
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Straight Up Gangster Penis

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
by Wazson8 November 8, 2010
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paper gangster

a gangster on paper only. birth certificate may even state "poor rich kid." Current pop culture dictates he copy the "gangsters" on tv and dress hip hop/urban.
Check this paper gangster.. walking with a limp but never got shot. Someone aught to revoke the sticker from his hat.
by ThisBytes March 8, 2009
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Facebook Gangster

A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.

A person who continuously messages others on facebook.

A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.

A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.
Dude, I was facebook gangstering these girls on facebook.

You're a facebook gangster.
by toonchoon September 13, 2010
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quasi-gangster

is any gangster how fails to complete gangster initiation. in the hierarchy of the hood a quasi-gangster beats a psuedo-gangster. or someone who has the ability to start a war but not end it
george bush, 50 cent, gordon brown and dick cheney these men are all quasi-gangsters
by kyle46 November 6, 2007
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liquor gangster

"cowards get courage when they lips hit that bottle" -- cougnut

A liquor gangster is someone who normally is non confrontational, or doesnt have a predisposition toward fighting or violence, but will want to fight people and/or start shit when intoxicated.
"yo man theres a party over at the zoo in chico tonight"

"I dunno man, last time i was out there this liquor gangster tried to fight me"
by chico530 December 29, 2007
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Gangreen Gangster

by KLC1995 October 23, 2011
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