When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 20, 2020
Gym Budgie (noun):
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
“Bro, did you even lift, or are you just here for a staring contest with yourself?”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
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by Fmarin 13 November 23, 2021
A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014
Play on words with chimpanzie meaning your a bit thick and that you are a weakling and a poser and who needs to go to gym to inflate your ego
by kellog10 May 11, 2014
Someone who goes to the gym but doesn't use the equipment. The average gym nerd continually talks about form and caloric intake. Being a gym nerd is often accompanied by a PT certification.
by WGstyles March 08, 2023