Greality

Greality - Also known as Greeley, Colorado is located about 50 miles north of Denver and 35 miles southeast of Fort Collins fo co.

Greality was historically a wealthy agricultural community settled by the Union Colony Company, it is now the least expensive place to live in northern coloardo. The greater Greeley area is home to around 90,000 people. It is one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. The city has seen huge expansion west toward Interstate 25 and Loveland in recent years and very little growth east. If one were to include Windsor, which is north and west of G-Town into the equation, then the growth west is even more drastic. Many of the retail services have moved with the growth resulting in a coma for downtown and death for the covered mall. Much of the city's historic buildings and homes are not in demographically desireable areas (the east side of town), so much of the beauty and charm isn't preserved and enjoyed by the community. The public schools get a lot of flack, but actually do a very good job. There are also some fantastic charter schools for students K-12. The University of Northern Colorado is expanding and gaining credibility that it never had outside of the feilds of education and music. It's not a hot bed of entertainment, but it is a very nice place to raise children. It is down to earth and yuppy free (see Boulder and Fort Collins for yuppies).

by Greeley Resident April 21, 2008

Grease trap

An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.

Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.

Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.

Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.

by ~BluntBitch~ August 19, 2008

grease guy

Also know as a "grip and grin" person. An extovert. An individual with an outgoing personality who has the ability to achieve a goal through interpersonal skills.

President Bill Clinton with his ability to meet someone for the first time and make them feel like they were the only person in the world who matters is the best grease guy.

by tjd79 April 12, 2008

grease map

Using the pattern of greasy finger prints on a multitouch display, like an iPad, to partly determine an application's UI usage pattern.

"The grease map shows that most of your app's controls are on the left and bottom of the screen, so you probably don't want to display important text there."

by Chimpy-6 April 16, 2010

Golden Grease

Ejaculating and pissing at the same time while performing anal, producing a golden goo dripping from the anus when the penis is withdrawn.

"Dude i totally gave her some golden grease last night."

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"

by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013