Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

grave

In slang, indica un livello di inadeguatezza o penosità, applicabile a situazioni, luoghi o persone per denotarne il livello tragicamente basso.

A: "Cos'è grave sto posto?"
B: "Altrochè, svoliamo và."

by Ionni February 8, 2015

nigger grades

mf doesnt even go to school why tf would grades exist for them

imagine having nigger grades

by slaveowner123 May 14, 2021

Grapeshot

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

lumpey gravey

A awkward sex position when a man takes a fat girls stomach fat and rolls it together into hole and then fucks the stomach fat like a tit job

dude last night i so did the lumpey gravey with that fat bitch

by AAAtripleA August 9, 2009

Grave Robber

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.

Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."

by Viking Phlegm January 29, 2010

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003