goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.

fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.

by bkkb September 24, 2017

Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021

height goggles

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.

Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.

by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012

aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes

Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles

by Fred#69 March 18, 2021