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gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.
me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020
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Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."
by Atriguy February 11, 2023
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gifte

Gifte is usually a girl with a good sense of humor. She can be a troublemaker at sometimes. Giftes can handle any thing at anytime. Also giftes always have boys chasing after. Giftes don’t like scrubs either
Wow she’s really pretty I bet her name is Gifte
by Txtfhpdusudi June 2, 2018
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Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.
Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.
by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023
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October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”
by amayer October 18, 2023
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Gifted Abby

The most beautiful person on earth.

A god.

I can and will die for her.

She can step on me and I will say thank you.

The most beautiful human being on earth.
Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine
by teehee senpai March 8, 2021
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Gift

Omg , its all most Christmas. I LOVEE ITT.

Why are you soo happy about it.
Santa comes and gets me gifts.
I love gift. I really do. I hope my boyfriend got me one. Oh wait. My boyfriend Ivan got me a big fat NOTHING
by anonymous December 21, 2021
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