head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.

My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude

by Trixymixy August 14, 2010

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

Hot Fudge Helmet

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

polar fudgesicle

Southern fad emerging in 2014 where you defecate into a condom, freeze it, use it as a vaginal pleasure tool before depositing it fully in the girl's anus to thaw. She then passes it as if it were a normal bowel movement. It is rumored to have gained popularity with those in the food service industry before expanding from there.

That was some crazy polar fudgesicle!

by I-nigma July 17, 2014

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

hot fudge milkshake

Anal sex with a black lady and then you cream pie her. Then she stands over you and twerks over you until shakes it all out.

Ya Georgia is a freak, after we got through banging she gave me a hot fudge milkshake.

by barbosafuckedyourdaddy February 24, 2017

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017