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WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.
Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it
by Lifehacker May 1, 2016
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non-fuckboy

A super virgian who respects women way to much. Usually has a name like Arnold or earnest.Probably in band
Damn he's such a bitch like a non-fuckboy
by Definetly not a nigger August 19, 2016
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montauk fuckboys

A group of boys from Montauk, NY who spend half their year roaming wild and unemployed on the lush island of Puerto Rico. They do not understand the meaning of the word "no" and their fettishes include girls leaving.
Montauk fuckboy - You said you're leaving in two days?
Girl - Yeah, I'm bummed
Montauk fuckboy - Let's just hang out then
Montauk fuckboys
by innocent local June 25, 2016
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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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dry fuckboy

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."
by omdefine October 27, 2016
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pillsbury fuckboy

That pillsbury fuckboy ain't called, text, or nothin in the 2 weeks since he done stood me up.
by clew04002 December 26, 2016
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Wannabe fuckboy

Someone who tries to act like a fuck boy but can’t get girls.
by What? Ok November 9, 2018
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