Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world

My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating

by Skankhunt424242422222 November 24, 2016

artsy fartsy

when you fart under the blanket to get rid of the smell of your best friend and her ex-boyfriend's make up sex

Hannah: Laura! Your artsy fartsy reaks! Get that shit outta here!
Laura: Hannah! I'm just trying to get rid of the scent of your vag and his penis, united!

by fucking wizard March 18, 2011

Fartsy-McTarts

Either you, your friend or partner have let a fart slip. Fartsy-Mctarts is public friendly and sounds either like a cutie pie name or some strange Irish person as opposed to vile flatulence.

Hey Fartsy-Mctarts, Oops Fartsy-McTarts, did you Fartsy-McTarts?

by Catherine Marie Kaponga June 1, 2005

Poppa Fats

Handsome man all the ladies want to get with.

Even yo momma wants a slice of Poppa Fats.

by Poppa Fats February 11, 2004

I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

by webb72 December 10, 2009

Stinky-Farts

1. Heathers cat.
2. A cat smells like shit all the time and is probably always licking his ass.

"Hey Heather, why does this old trow pillow on your couch smell like kitty doodie oh wait... it's just Stinky-Farts."

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze September 17, 2004

Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement

Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!

by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009