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Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off
by Munqueee April 23, 2011
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flossta

one who flosses excessively
man, that dentist told me i should be a flossta just because he gets money from that floss company
by big j February 1, 2004
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Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
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can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.
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Float

To hit someone and knock them in the air.
I told him not to mess with me or i would float him.
"In the movie "Friday" D-Bo floated that guy"
by Epic510 January 12, 2009
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float trip

A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.
Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.
by Bob Champlin October 7, 2010
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Flosstradamus

when you and everyone around you talk like robots.
man, yesterday we were so high, everybody was like flosstradamus.
by lagataloca November 1, 2008
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