Flickretard

A person who uses the photo sharing site flickr and pollutes it with their generic CRAP photos.

Generally close ups of animals, flowers, or converse. Taken with a nice camera that is meant to make up for their lack of talent.

Usually, these are teenagers who's camera was bought by their parents anyway.

They take concieted pride in their idiotic pictures claiming one day that they will rule the world of photography

Person 1) Oh gawd. look at this its awful.

Person2) You mean the picture of converse and a dead flower.

Person1) It makes me want to punt kick infants.

Person2) Me too I hate Flickretards

by JackielynSaysSTFU August 5, 2009

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

Paper Flickie

That little corner on your cut-out that didn't get glued to the posterboard and so sticks out annoyingly.

My poster on hydrogen was perfect... except for the paper flickie smack in the middle.

by randomnewjersian April 25, 2011

No flicks

Someone who just watches Netflix and can’t be arsed to change channel

I’m just no flicks chilling here tonight

by Iscool123 March 8, 2020

The Flea Flicker

When a straight man goes to a gay bar to pick up women

Jesse and brandon were trying to get at some hotties, there defense was to strong, so they decided to run the Flea Flicker and go to a gay bar to pick up chicks

by jessecb7 October 24, 2014

3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.

Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016