intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

bean filer

To ram that bean (clitoris) so hard/ fast you file that shit down

I rammed her so hard lastnight you might as well call me the bean filer

by beansalad March 26, 2016

fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.

"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"

by RS3 December 30, 2016

Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.

"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."

by justafan72 May 11, 2017

Fiddle file

The female version of a wank bank

Oh yeah, he has definitely earned his place in my fiddle file.

by Pseudonymbus nome September 17, 2017

exchanging files

Dressing up as a dinosaur and Eating each other's ass while Star Wars is on

Wow! I didn't know you where into exchanging files

by Why is their water October 1, 2017

Jack Filered

When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.

He was fuckin massive last night, my fanny was gaping! He proper Jack Filered me, my nigga.

by Jizzlamic State May 30, 2018