Ultimate felch

When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days.

All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch!

by Grelber June 5, 2009

fetchin' da soya milk

1. Used as a phrase to say one is well.
2. Used to big oneself up.
3. Used as a threat.

1. "How are you?"
- "I is fetchin' da soya milk blud"
2."Yo G, dat girl is fetchin' da soya milk boi"
3. "U wanna watch bruv, eazy now, or Il be fetchin' da soya milk"

by PGANGSTABLUD May 26, 2007

Felch

To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.

Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers

by mberries June 26, 2008

felchbook

NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.

"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"

by flombaye August 23, 2011

felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016

Daisy Chain Moebius Felch

See Moebius Felch. The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch is a variation on the classic Moebius Felch in that the snorkel/hosepipe combination passes from the mouth of one person to the bowels of another and so on, creating a daisy chaining effect.

The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch requires extremely good timing on the part of all involved, as orgasm and defecation of all participants must occur simultaneously to avoid serious injury/explosions.

by No Really, I Have Not Done This July 11, 2006

Felch

To completely engulf something in one's anus

Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out

by Dizeffea October 20, 2003