frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

Feesh

(Interjection) used to express disappointment and/ or in reaction to an unfortunate event. Mainly used to mock the sheepish reaction of those who now have to tell you they have ruined something of yours, but show no remorse and get mad if you get mad at them.
Synonyms ah shucks , shucks , darn

See also feeshed

Oh feesh! I forgot to fill that order because I was flirting in the break room, and now the item is out of stock. It’s okay, I’ll just email this customer pretending like it was already out of stock even though they got the screenshots to prove it wasn’t when they placed the order.

by Feeshmasterfrances December 23, 2017

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

Fetch

tunafish. comes from the latin word for chicken of the sea, Flertch. Was used commenly in great briitan for haliburt, but the translation was askewed when the americaneese seperatist formed america.

damn bitch, fetch me some fetch with mayonayse!

by Snotty McGoo January 26, 2005

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008