failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this

when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008

false ban

A false ban is when a player is banned on a Minecraft Server, when they are using cheats but say it was false, to keep their Minecraft success.

Zuiy: I got a fucking false ban

by mintedthemineman April 13, 2017

failernetz

Used by people who use 'meme' (Pronounced ME-ME) Means a person's internet fails at being awesome. Most likely a mac. :D Or a another type of computer without DSL or cable. Vice Versa.

Prince Prodigy101: Dude, Ya know ryan? His internet is messed up!!! IT CAN'T GO ON INTERNET EXPLORER!

LemonSonic: LMAO!! FAILERNETZ!!! =D

by Sir Awesome November 3, 2007

FALSEIFY

To make something false as in text or a person.

You always Falseify my Text

or

You are falsefing my Food

by Snakeman Da Wabit December 31, 2009

False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person

"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."

by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010

faileure

just a different way to spell failure since you failed @ spelling the word failure and wrote it faileure. simply emphasizes its meaning.

person 1(says to friend)so yah i was having sex with my gf last night but the condom ripped so we agreed to stop until next time because i only had one condom.

friend: FAILEURE!

by tortillandbeans May 14, 2010

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013