Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.
"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"
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