Fatty Fatty 2X4

An obese female thief who frequents dive bars and often wears NASCAR or domestic beer attire. She also has been known to wear sunglasses at night.

"Son do yourself a favor and don't leave your money on the table. That Fatty Fatty 2X4 is liable to take it."

by Colombian Necktie October 10, 2008

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

fatty

Often used to describe a girl's big butt. Sometimes used in a pickup-line.

Damn!! that bitch got a fatty! Damn girl you got a fatty,let me holla at you right quick.

by Nick@Nite May 21, 2006

fatty mcfat fat

somebody who has more rolls than any sumo wrestler alive and leaves a trail of fat juice while walking down a path after eating and eating more food then one can think of. to be at this stage, one must complete 4 courses of all fast food chains for 3 months straight, tubs of miracle whip, and chocolate dipped everything.

no exercise or concentration needed.

yo, i was walking through wal-mart when this fatty mcfat fat blocked me in the aisle and i had to hold my breath and suck in to get by him... i felt like i was in a blowhole.

by fabby March 14, 2008

Fatty McFatterson

A general nick name given to person who tenfs to eat lot

Jeff: "Damn Fatty McFatterson, can you eat anymore"

by isabelc14 March 1, 2009

fattom

a large mammal known for his ability to pick up extremely ugly girls

I'm going to Barnaby's to see fattom get down tonight.

by ritley February 12, 2006

secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008