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I beg your fartin’

A comical play on the phrase “I beg your pardon.”
After making a mistake, instead of replying with the bland and predictable phrase of “I beg your pardon,” you responded with “I beg your fartin’,” and everybody laughs.
by displaychris February 8, 2021
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farrington

The school filled with unicorn porn. When you enter to learn, all you learn is that theres a man with a rubber chicken and people that will eventually ask you for food. Various types of people may contain: OG's, Otaku's, Swagger Captain's, and mexican rain. We smell nice.
Person 1 - Hey swag captain
Person 2 - Sup geek freak
Person 3 - Who has food?
Person 4 - I DOOOO.HAHHAHAHA
Person 3 - I liike
Person 2 - Nigga
Person 1 - AHHHH!
Person 69 - Big farrington penis.
by WeForgotThePotato February 13, 2014
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Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.
Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."
by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010
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yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.
Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.
by Hardly September 9, 2013
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Frating

friendly dating, with or with out benefits
We went on a frate last night, we are now frating.
by Jaysica January 18, 2009
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flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting
Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...
by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005
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FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".
I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...
by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008
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