Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Fact

A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact

Big Kenny was pounding his bitch so hard that he busted her fact! Now they're in deep shit

by MPD blue November 14, 2018

On facts

Agreeing or emphasizing a statement or feeling of emotion.

Person 1: It’s cold out side.

Person 2: On facts

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Facted

When one is corrected by a fact. Its the hip way of saying corrected. Or fact checked.

Boom get facted!

by 2500pickup April 19, 2022

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023

Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.

Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025