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Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.
Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.
by Romano Giovanni April 7, 2015
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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.
by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017
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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.
by Poopdogfart February 17, 2017
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Eating Your Sausage

An alternative to yanking your chain
A way to say your just kidding when your talking to someone
Hey your shoes are stupid just kidding i'm just Eating Your Sausage
by TwerPertle May 13, 2018
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Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.
ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion
by Final Fox March 10, 2020
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Eating vinegar

It is a Chinese saying for being jealous. If you want to be inconspicuous to other people while teasing someone, you can use "eat vinegar".
"Stop eating vinegar, Jessica! He's literally only talking to her because of a project."
by Eeeeeeisuck May 9, 2020
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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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