Evan Nichols

A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big

I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me

by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021

Evan Callham

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie

Evan Callham looks like snape

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

Bailey Evans

A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters

God he’s such a Bailey Evans thinks everyone loves him

by Alisha burton October 24, 2017

Frau Evans.

a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!

she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.

-cheeky and out.

Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.

by fruff smith July 3, 2011

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022