Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
by ajsol04 December 9, 2019
Get the evan lovasmug. a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
by fruff smith July 3, 2011
Get the Frau Evans.mug. 
by Abi Taylor May 4, 2021
Get the Chris evansmug. A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019
Get the Evan Cantormug. The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021
Get the Evan Nicholsmug.