Frau Evans.

a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!

she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.

-cheeky and out.

Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.

by fruff smith July 3, 2011

evan sinclair

an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god

Evan Sinclair harder. Evan Sinclair the best name

by your mala habbibe March 3, 2021

Evan Nichols

A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big

I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me

by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

Chris evans

He’s an amazing actor and clever and unique!! And everyone simps (loves him) for him

Chris evans is amazing!!

by Abi Taylor May 4, 2021

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.

Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson

by The corsa April 21, 2022