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evolutionist

a person, essentially going back to the old theory of Abiogenesis.

a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.

a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)

a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'

(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)

This article is not written in a way that should ridicule those believing in evolution, but the cases mentioned are realistic
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by Kevin_jh June 1, 2009
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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Emotion

A psychological response to events, usually brings slight physiological changes within the body.

Fear
Sadness
Happy
Misery
Anger

All those and more are emotions that arise during a certan situation. However, they tend to make people do stupid actions.
Fear
Anger
Sadness
Misery
Happy
Et cetera Et cetera are all emotion
by Muay Thai Kiddo August 18, 2011
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Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
by GnomenKlayture September 15, 2007
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.
"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"
by Bucket Life October 16, 2007
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emotional discharge

n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";

n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm
"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."
by mingkai July 2, 2008
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