elphin

Smooth ass 6'2 brown skin belizean from LA. THIS NIGGA HAS THE CAPABILITY TO SNATCH UP YAH CHICK. So watch her. It's hard to maintain that level of player

Oh snap there goes ELPHIN , babe hold my hand

by Elphinie March 13, 2017

Elephant Trunking

The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"

Guy 1: "Word"

by EatThePussyLikeAWatermelon February 3, 2019

Melting Elephant Seal

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

elephant ride

Having sex with an overweight girl / fatty

Derek is so drunk I think he's going to try to go on an elephant ride tonight!

by BloodZebra April 28, 2008

Elphine

A combination of all the Delphines of the world, a united force against evil. They are of superior kind. Anyone who tries to defy them with subsequently fail at doing so. They are so awesome that the slightest word spoken by one of them will scar you for life with sheer amazement. They like anything greasy and hairy...especially hairy or ''poilu'' (in their native french language). They are the unsexiest beasts to ever crawl the earth, are insanely awkward, enjoy food a little too much and groove like creepy old men.

Mortal 1: Just take a look at that crazy being... It's so hairy and awkward, it's... so grand! I just can't peel my eyes off of her, her awesome is scarring!

Mortal 2: (DEEP SIGH) Yeah, that's an Elphine alright... I wish I too could be so bitch-flippin' awesome.

by Selphine May 20, 2010

silk elephant

A male penis (post ejaculation) which has been covered in semen by the act of sex.

A slippery member, post coital.

Having shaken the police from his tail, he was proud of his silk elephant.

by Dave, Olly and Kat October 1, 2006