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fretting elephant 

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.
If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant
Drunk elephant by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

lumpy elephant dung 

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

soggy elephant 

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.
Max whealy is a soggy elephant
soggy elephant by whealybin April 5, 2023

saw the elephant 

"Together, we saw the elephant." David Hackworth, Defending America, "Lest We Forget", 23 May 2000. http://www.hackworth.com/23may00.html

Shoot the elephant 

1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm
1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"

2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"
Shoot the elephant by Maia Sinaiko December 20, 2009