A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008
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That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008
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by EDL1979 December 3, 2018
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Edward is cool.
by the pursue April 12, 2021
Get the Edward mug.A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.
Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!
by Jimmy Neutron the third January 18, 2010
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I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010
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