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Musials Law of Early Dismissal

When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.
Musials Law of Early Dismissal dude I have to stay, but enjoy happy hour.
by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012
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earls

you fucking earls
by folakeie October 18, 2003
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Earlz

hydrocodones,Vicodin, Lortabs or other forms of prescription pain pills
Somebody get me some Damn EARLZ Quick! Im Fukn Dying HERE!
by Anonymous Rox December 11, 2007
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Early Bath

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "
by John Gaskell September 27, 2005
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earls

a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.
damn look at that earls go, strutting her hips!
by uncapher25 March 24, 2012
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early night

early night to go to bed early to play with sex toys
Im having an early night :P come join me!
by johno :) July 4, 2009
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Darkness come early

A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
by peatear Gryffyn August 2, 2011
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