Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag

Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag

by mike F. dude March 3, 2010

douchebag mode

1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.

2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.

3. Micheal and the ma

Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.

We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.

by Nanster May 9, 2008

The Douchebag Effect

When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.

"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."

by jmaddzzz August 14, 2012

Douchebaguette

n. female douche bag.

The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.

by Susan of English October 25, 2010

DoucheBagville

its a place where people gather and show off thier cars. it usally ends up being a bunch of hondas with fart cans for mufflers

wow this is DoucheBagville USA
yup welcome to the Dam in Lake of the Ozarks, MO

by Adambomb2525 July 2, 2005

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009