divino

An asshole that everyone both loves and hates. He lives in his parents basement, and has extremely long hair. He is incapable of sweating and acts cooler than he really is. He's also too much of a baby to make a move on the woman he likes.

Wow that guy is such a Divino. He literally still lives in his parents basement and hasn't had a haircut since he started high school.

by Zachmc10 September 26, 2015

Divine love making (raw sex)

(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.

You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.

by untitled2633 June 18, 2008

divinity destroyed

The finest band out of New Jersey since Bon Jovi. Formed by the brothers Ward and drummer Dan, they have seen a revolving door consume various bassists and keyboardists before stopping on James and Jonny, respectively.

I saw Divinity Destroyed last night; Mark sang "erection" instead of "conception".

by P-Mac July 31, 2008

Divine Fail

Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.

This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.

Nerd: I'm going to pwnz0r yo0. Wan2 b3t?
Geek: You bet, NERD.

......2 seconds later

Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.

^ Example of a Divine Fail

by DarkestZ May 29, 2009

Salvia Divinorum

A plant that has hallucinogenic properties.

Wow, thats some good salvia, I'm flying.

by Will, ruler of them all. February 12, 2003

Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.

"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"

by rob$ October 18, 2008

scuba diving

The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.

Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do

Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty

by C-LOW25 November 22, 2010