distancedlovers

a username used by only the sexiest married man in the world.

person 1- hey carlos, do you know distancedlovers??

person 2- of course i do, i heard their husband is pretty hot

by horseonastick September 4, 2021

distancedlovers

a really hot tiktoker who likes taylor swift

person one: hey, you follow distancedlovers on tiktok? what do they post?

person two: oh they post videos related to Taylor Swift. they called me and let me meet hannah montana!

by ilikepooteehee September 4, 2021

Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.

Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor

by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021

Dictator democracy

Vote in your favourite dictator and watch in dismay for for 4 more years

I really love this dictator democracy. 4 more years of this crapolla...

by Pinocchio Jnr October 29, 2021

digta

Digta is a guy who loves his mom. The type of guy who always care about studying and always play his playlist whenever he felt boring and when he needs to take a rest.

A : Can I go to your house today?
Digta : No thank you, my house are always full.

by caprienfpt November 21, 2021

Dista

Has a strong resting-bitch-face, make people think that the person is cold-hearted but actually is a softie. Loves to hang out, but chilling alone is fun too. Has an unique way to think which make the audiences impressed. Loves to sing in the shower but somehow is shy when there are a lot of people that are in one room with them. If it's a woman, she is an independent woman. If it's a man, he has a strong leadership. A good listener but rather keep their own problems alone.

God, she's such a "dista"

by haechal123 November 22, 2021

Diptanshu

Universal Lund

Hey she took Diptanshu in her mouth to please her

by Idonmo November 22, 2021